50+ Coolest Facebook Status Ideas

Facebook is the world best social networking sites. In these days most of the internet users has Facebook account.On Facebook people love to update new and funny status they search on internet to find cool statuses,Considering this here are the some of the most beautiful Facebook status ideas.

 

1.Many people are like garbage trucks. They move around full of junk, full of resentment, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they’ll dump it on you. Don’t take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don’t take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets. Just leave it aside, there itself.

2.Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections…Unknown Author

3.”The best lesson life could ever teach me is simply by looking at the beggar knocking at my car window at the traffic light each morning and thinking “What if God had different plans for both of us and what if I was on the other side of the window right now”?

4.”You reach a point in your life where you see the real from the fake, you realize that sometimes, people really do come in your life for a few seasons but beyond that, there is no place in your life for them. You realize who’s there for you, and who is by your side just to fulfill their needs. You figure out who your true friends are. So if you don’t hear it from me, just know that we both had a part in this, sometimes people drift apart, sometimes what you considered a true friendship, was never cherished as a friendship by the other. It’s life, but don’t waste your time surrounding yourself around people who don’t value you in their life.”

5.having one of those days when u just want 2 go punch someone!!

6.Hey! Who is trying steal my weekend and replace it with this stupid Monday???

7.Bail money, check. Friends, check. Video camera, check. Passion to party, check. ITS FRIDAY *

8.I am WONDER WOMAN … I wonder where I left my keys, I wonder how I put on weight, I wonder where my money went, I often wonder why I wonder.

9.You have the most incredible smile, the brownish beautiful eyes, the sexiest voice…But you have the most incredible spirit and softest heart. 

10.To all my single male & female friends. If no one else loves you, I do. Happy Valentine’s Day!! 
Hugs!! Xoxoxox

11.If you think I’m crazy raise your hand! Um now who’s crazy? Your the one raising your hand in front of the computer.Where no one can see you:lol

12.if a bar can’t serve drunk people, then how come McDonald’s serves fat people?

13.is so bored of being bored of being bored because being bored of boredom is so getting BORING!

14.Has been kidnapped by her bed, held at pillow point, tied up in the covers. Please do not pay the ransom, I love it there.

15.Every woman deserves a man who proudly praises her in front of other women, not the one who praises other women in front of her…

16.if u laugh really loud,
if u talk spontaneously,
and if u don’t care what ur face luks like- u r probably with ur best buddies!

17.F.R.I.E.N.D.S- (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you!! Like this if you have a friend like this!

?18… Age is simply the number of years the world has enjoyed you!

19.Wishes my mind had a delete button and my heart a reset one!!!

20.Dear Diet, its not me- it’s you. I just don’t think it’s going to work between us. You’re boring, tasteless & I can’t stop cheating on you. It’s over.

21.A raindrop landing on your cheek is a kiss from someone that lives in heaven and is watching over you…

22.Our life is meant to be like the Sun. We may go down, but on tomorrow, we will get back up. Rise and Shine!

23.Note to self for 2012: Always remember that I am too Blessed to be Stressed.

24.They say expect the unexpected, then that makes the unexpected expected. But if we are still expecting the unexpected shouldn’t we be expecting the expected???

25.How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? – he took the girl along with him on boat and at the middle of the sea she said, “Marry me or leave the boat

26.Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty, and so is your HEAD!!!

27.is wondering who ate the first egg, and if they thought, “Hey I’m gonna eat what just fell out of that chickens butt”

28.is exhausted beyond belief!The only known cure is a heavy dose of mattress & pillow, to be taken under a huge pile of blankets… I’ll be taking my dose now!

29.is suffering from “but-first” syndrome. You know, “I need to do this, oh, BUT FIRST I need to do this entirely other thing, BUT FIRST, I need to check FB!

30.“Tell your heart that the fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself. And that no heart has ever suffered when it goes in search of its dreams, because every second of the search is a second’s encounter with God and with eternity.”

31.When You first saw ME you fell in Love ? & I Smiled because I knew

32.One is never over-dressed or underdressed with a black dress ….. I too want one

33.“I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.”

34.its that special once in a lifetime thing that you will feel the true connection with-one person you will love forever…when you feel that magic, never let go!

35.will not be available for the next 8-10 hours due to maintenance… if you should find that you need my urgent attention… TOUGH SHIT I’M SLEEPING!

36.was born free…now she’s expensive

37.People are like a box of chocolates… Some you regret ever trying, some are good, a few are great… and the nutty ones you keep around for a rainy day. Lol

38.Women speak an of average 20,000 words a day, while men only about half that amount. Well, it’s because we need to repeat almost everything we say to them

39.Most insulting lines said to
Google:
“Dear Google,
Can u Just allow
Me To Write my Sentence Before u Start Guessing.. :p

40.Don’t go the way life takes you but take life the way you wish to go.

41.is not going to be available for the next 12 hours due to routine maintenance. normal service shall resume when batteries have been charged. Nighttttttt !

42.Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting… am thinking of retiring and becoming a kid again.

43.As long as 1 plus 1 is equal to 2, I will always love you

44.WHAT
Is Education..?
Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.
-Albert Einstein…

45.I need 6months vacation, twice a year

46.In this economy, you have to love that you have a job rather than love your job…

47.Woo-Hoo … Work tomorrow as well.
By the way – that was sarcasm, not enthusiasm!

48.Why do women use the silent treatment to annoy their men its not a punishment its a reward. You really want to annoy them keep talking.

49.The only way you could try to be beautiful on the inside is if you ate your makeup instead of caking it on your face.

50.I’m bored, hey I’m bored, did I mention I’m bored, o hey did you know I’m bored, if anyone wants to know I’m so freaking BORED, I’m bored. Have a nice day.:)

51.I love My bestfriends and always will ? if you think your one write your name below and share one of our best memories :

52.thinks alot of workplaces r like grade school. Alot of bitching, moaning, and tattling, all it’s missing is that weird kid that sits in the corner eating paste!

53.I don’t mind going to work, it’s the 9 hour wait before going home that kills me.

54.wonders how the hours go so fast over the weekend and so slow over the week

55.thinks we should have a mandatory nap time at work, right after lunch! Who’s with me?

56.If u feel stressed, give yourself a break
Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake
Why?
Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS!

57.I finally figured out the answer. What do I want to become when I grow up? Answer: Little Again

58.I’ve come to realize that the only people I need in my life are the ones who need me in their’s even when I have nothing else to offer them but myself. LOVE U FAMILY!

59.is tha type of girl that can watch scary movies all night long, but screams when tha toaster pops up!

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